Reply:
Girl 2 Boy
Dear Boy:
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you
that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.
However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of
acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction.
However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity
should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient
security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at
all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I
should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an
expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'.
I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances
should be in order and nothing less than a Jag is in order.
Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions
placed on myself.
If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an
urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of
interest. Please also note that my sister is happily employed.
Yours perhaps,
[Girl]
