Boy 2
Girl
Dearest Girl:
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you
since Tuesday, the 11th of August 2005.
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 11th of August
2005 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective
lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous
on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading
up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be
shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might
take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded
enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice
and I shall be considering someone else.
I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if
you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
[Boy]
