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Newton's Laws of Immigration

 

Hi Guys!!!!!!
U should be aware of these laws........

Newton's Laws of Immigration:-

LAW 1: An Indian will continue to stay in USA due to 
inertia or greed until a force called deportation 
is applied. 

LAW 2: The Force of Deportation F = ma, where 
m = Amount Of Money an Indian Earned/Saved in USA. 
a = dm/dt = The Rate at which an Indian Saved Money. 
This is contrary to the Popular Belief that an 
Indian will return back after making lot of Money. 

LAW 3: For Each and Every Indian That Goes Back To India 
For a Temporary Visit, An Indian Of Opposite Sex 
will come To USA On a Permanent Basis. 

Mahatma Newton 2006.A.D. 

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