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Love Jokes:

Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?'
'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied,'who is it speaking?'

What's a cow's favourite love song?
When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.

Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.
Will: Pity it's not on her head.

Hilda: I love cookies.
Tilda: That's because you're crackers.

Freda: Boys whisper they love me.
Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?

What do you call an amorous insect?
The love bug.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?
I love you aw-flea.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?
With love and hisses.

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?
Too-wet-to-woo.