YOU'VE GOT A MAIL!
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his
attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the
house and went straight to the mail box.
She opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed
back in the house. A little later she came out of her
house and again went to the mail box and again opened
it, then slammed it shut again.
Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here
she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it
and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by
her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid
computer keeps giving me a message saying, "YOU'VE GOT A MAIL!"
