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The New Versions..... 

Pessimist: 

If you love someone,

Set her free 

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was 

Optimist: 

If you love someone, 

Set her free ... 

Don't worry, she will come back. 

Suspicious:

If you love someone, 

Set her free ... 

If she ever comes back, ask her why. 

Impatient:

If you love someone, 

Set her free ... 

If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her. 

Patient:

If you love someone, 

Set her free ... 

If she doesn't come back,continue to wait 

until she comes back ... 

Playful:

If you love someone, 

Set her free ... 

If she comes back, and if you love her still, 

set her free again, repeat 

C++ Programmer:

If(you-love(m_she)) 

m_she.free( )

if(m_she == NULL) 

m_she= new CShe; 

Animal-Rights Activist: 

If you love someone, 

Set her free, 

In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!! 

Lawyers:

If you love someone, 

Set her free, 

Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second 

amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly 

states 

that... 

Bill Gates :

If you love someone, 

Set her free, 

If she comes back, 

I think we can charge her for re-installation fees 

and but tell her that she's also going to get an 

upgrade. 

Biologist : 

If you love someone, 

Set her free, 

She'll evolve. 

Statisticians : 

If you love someone, 

Set her free, 

If she loves you, the probability of her coming 

back is high 

If she doesn't, your relation was improbable 

anyway. 

Schwarzenegger's fans: 

If you love someone, 

Set her free, 

SHE'LL BE BACK! 

Over possessive person: 

If you love someone 

don't set her free. 

HR specialist: 

If you love someone 

set her free by 

Offering her VRS and other benefits 

Then outsource her. 

MBA: 

If you love someone 

set her free 

instantaneously 

and look for others simultaneously 

Psychologist:

If you love someone 

set her free 

If she comes back her super ego is dominant 

If she does'nt come back her id is supreme 

If she does'nt go, she must be crazy. 

Somnabulist:

If you love someone 

set her free 

If she comes back it's a nightmare 

If she does'nt, you must be dreaming. 

Rhett Butler: 

If you love someone 

set YOURSELF FREE 

If she asks you why 

say you don't give a damn. 

ERP functional expert: 

If you love someone 

set her free 

If she comes back, map her into your system 

If she does'nt,carry out a gap-fit analysis 

Finance expert:

If you love someone 

set her free 

If she comes back its time to look fresh loans 

If she does'nt, write her off as an asset gone 

bad. 

Marketing Expert: 

If you love someone 

set her free

love 

shailyaaa malyaa 

If she comes back she has brand loyalty

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