| FROM OUR EXPERTS >> What the scores mean |
| 0%-25%: |
Welcome to Dumpyard. Would you rather be the dumper or the dumpee? Decide soon, 'cuz this thing's over. Our apologies. Really. |
| 26%-50%: |
It seems that either you or your partner may have trouble delivering intimacy. Repeat after me: " I love you, pumpkin. You are beautiful, muaa muaa... You are groovy baby." |
| 51%-75%: |
Looks good, but we'll be honest with you, this thing could go either way. So keep your options open, and wink back at the passer by. |
| 76%-89%: |
You and your mate are very compatible, and the outlook is good. Pretty soon, you may be deciding whether or not to do the chicken dance at the wedding (We recommend not). |
| 90%-100%: |
Laila and Majnoo. Romeo and Juliet. Cheese and Macaroni. Some things were just made for each other. Looks like you've found the perfect match. Order your wedding cake now, and congratulations. |